JONIZZLE

Too Much Booty in the Pants

ok so something interesting occured at work today. me julia courtney brad and mike jolly we sitting in the trailer around the register and this lady comes in. she is looking for someone who can play tennis with her since she is from florida and they do that kind of thing down there. well we dont so she was dissapointed, but then she went to turn around and talk to manny. and dear God. her tennis skirt was SO SHORT. lkal;skkalsd. i saw EVERYTHING. oh my dear God. and she asked me a question and i was trying so hard not to laugh. and then julia started to try not to laugh. and then she bent over to pet Napoleon, and Courtney got herslef a whole damn free show, and then mike glanced at it and so did brad and then they both quickly turned back around and were trying not to laugh. so now all 5 of us are trying are trying so hard to not laugh at this lady who has her back turned with her ass cheeks hanging in plain view talking to manny...and even manny knows whats going on. ahahahaha. and then she turns around and talks to me to write her # down in case anyone wants to play later on, and shes like "312" and i write that down and then she is like "no i said 312" and im like "..." and she says again "312" and i clearly have 312 written down but i guess my 3 wasnt good enough so i had to make it bigger...yes. and then shes says "ok 312-992, EVIL NUMBER!" and im like "holy sh*t" in my head thinking whats wrong and why 992 is an evil # but she proceeded to go on like normal. yea she was weird, i took down the rest of her #, and then while she was leaving she bent down more to pet napoleon, and i think even napoleon knew what was going on cuz he wouldnt let the lady pet him, and he usually lets anyone pet him, so manny called napoleon to come to him. and of course she gave more of us a view of her ass cheeks, and one she leaves and that door closed we started to bust up. hahahah oh man. that image haunts me. and then the lady came in again since she found a lady who wanted to take some drills...man she really wanted to play tennis. and then a guy came in right after that and said some lady outside was trying to get him to play her and he had a look on his face like he saw everything as well and didnt like it either. hehe...oh the look on courtneys face when the lady first bent over. classic. i dunno if it was too much booty in the pants...definitly not enough pants on the booty.