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Friday, May 31, 2002 by Jon

hehe wow i am so cool. another night of video games! wahoo! yes...but hey its all good cuz its all fun. hehe somehow i still havent been beaten in bond. ive gotten lucky with some 20-19 victories, but yea ill go down soon. sad times.

oh yea andrea showed me this cool thing with the tracker about how people use search engines and how they end up at you blog. people have searched for things such as porn, MILF, and other words and ended up at my blog. hehehe, how dissapointing would that be for like a 14 year old kid, hes searching online for porn and he ends up at my blog. ahahahaha....mental image, ahahahahaha. hes counting down the launching of the fleshrocket and then he sees "Jonizzle My Nizzle and the kid is like "..." . dahahaha....ok yes that was dirty, hehe. if you want to see the full list of key words look at the comment from the post below, courtesy of the ever lovely andrea.

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Thursday, May 30, 2002 by Jon

yay today was fun. i went to work doing the usual except it went by really fast today, which is really good. adrienne and jake came to visit me around 345 and i got off at 4 so after that we went to play in the playground in the park. yea me and jake got on the big spinny thing and it was F-ING INSANE. i was on the edge holding onto a bar and then jake starting running and spinning it and then i swear we were pulling at least like 1.5 g's cuz like i was seriosuly about to fly off of it, i was using all the arm strength i had to hold on to it, oh man that was crazy. i couldnt even pull myself back up. oy. so yea we hung out at the park for a bit more and i wanted to die because my stomach was still feeling crazy from the spinny thing. hehe saw a lot of cute little kiddies. i want a little kid. hehehe there was this kid who was wearing a yellow hardhat, it was funny, he looked like a minature john goodman, hehehe. he was a little big fella.

dinna was good with the dad and then jake ajit and brian came over here to play some video games for the night. played lots of bond and fifa2002. hehe jake and i were on a tear tonight as a team, we beat brian and ajit like 3 times 20-19 in bond and then they challenged us to fifa, and ajit owns the game so hes good and brian is better than me, but jake and i wont again!!! wahoooo!! oh yea it was a good win especially since brian and ajit talked trash before we played saying they were going to cream us. wahahaha. we took a break and went out to stop by lori salings house and then off to steak n shake. lori has really pretty blue eyes. steak n shake lime freezes are good. then we dropped lori off since shes still in high school and then came back here to play more games. ah yes, jon playes video games all night and is now on the computer. i have such a life. too bad my eyes are suck because of all this...

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Wednesday, May 29, 2002 by Jon

crazy blogga wasnt working last night. so i went to see insomnia. i didnt really get what all the fuss was about, heh, i mean it wasnt a bad movie, but yea, critics are weird, but at least they bashed on Enough! cuz its true!! Insomnia made me want to fall asleep because of al pacinos eyes, which is funny since the name of the movie is Insomnia, hehe. i went to play with adrienne and her kitties before that, too bad im allergic to them a wee bit, yea dat sucks. and my throat hurts man, it needs to go away. yea ok so thats my summation blog about yesterday, excellent. i need to get down thinking about taf and preparing for it. go taf.

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Tuesday, May 28, 2002 by Jon

yeas, just got back from visiting the ole high school with sweaty. it was nice, i like going back to visit people. we talked to greco for awhile and sweaty checked out the newly renovated auditorium. yea its all nice now, sure once we leave it gets all good. thats horsecrap. ah well. yea i was able to see the yearbooks this year, they werent too bad but like, the seniors this year were really apathetic. its sad, the collage had like a big empty space. i guess it is hard to follow up on such a great class like ours though, sad times for them. oh and the signature page was f-ing pathetic...heh, it had so much empty space. oy. and my quadriceps hurt from sprinting in baseball without stretching....and now im chillin at work. good ole washington park tennis center. its pimp.

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by Jon

TAF Top Ten Lists are pimp.

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by Jon

oy, i have me a weird cough. maybe its an ear infection. yea i dunno. blah. anyways i played some baseball today! not hr derby, but actual baseball! it was fun times in the words of ktmac. thats right KTMAC! shes a little stinker. yea headed over to sweatys for the night to play some games etc and hang out. hehe trying to figure it all out was REALLY confusing for some reason, it hurted my head. yea, steak n shake at 11 was fun too. saw some plains people i knew, yea people say i know lots of people, which i guess i do, but its weird. i dont think to myself that i know lots of people, i think its just cause i randomly see people i know at the right place and the right time. its an interesting thing. cough cough. stupid cough. dah. swety and i are gonna stop by the old high school tomm before he flies back to fla, so that should be cool. now i need to get rid of this cough type thingy.

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Monday, May 27, 2002 by Jon

yeas, man my cell phone was "off the hook" ringing tonight with people calling me it was weird. yea i love it when people call me to see whats up but dang, like literally 20 phone calls in like an hour on my cell. it was f-ing insane. so yea we eventually ended up going back out to the country to zachs house. hot tub! woohoo. hot tubs are good. yea then a bunch of people came who we all like went to hs with and stuff but you know, never really hung out together, like 2 different cliques within one big clique kinda, you know? so yea it wasnt really good, they kinda just came in and made themselves at home...and none of them were really friends with zach too so thats bogus. i feel weird going to people houses that i dont really know, so that aint cool man. dah. yeas hopefully i can get off work tomorrow so i can play some indian ball, and you know i have no idea why its called indian ball cuz its just a variation of baseball....hmm. i wonder.

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Sunday, May 26, 2002 by Jon

woohoo, a nice and shiny sunday. gonna play some more hr derby today but i have mosquito bites on my feet. and sadly there will only be more and more of those to come....

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by Jon

Excerpt of a review from Owen Leiberman of Entertainment Weekly:

''Enough'' stacks the deck to the point of toppling it over. The scenario it creates of total male terrorism versus total wifely impotence is a roller-coaster projection of the ugly, claustrophobic reality of spousal abuse, yet did the movie have to be ugly and claustrophobic too? It's really a bogeyman horror film in sociological drag -- ''I Know You Married an Abusive Creep Last Summer.''

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by Jon

yeas. today was, in the words of ktmac, fun times dude. hehe, swety flew back from florida for the weekend, played some hr derby tonight and then a bunch of us went out to zachs dads house out in the country. and one of these people was ktmac! finally after like a week of her not calling me back. bad ktmac. you are eeeevviiilll. hehehe. yes you are. but yea, taking pictures of drunk people is fun because they are all so happy, i used up most of a roll on them, heh. heheheheh and yes i got a phone call from tyty and he amused me. i tried a sip of bacardi limon. that stuff burned a wee bit. hung around, hehe i dont know if i should type some stuff that went on. people may not like that...heh, so ill just fast forward to the end of the night whilst driving the girls home. the moon was so bright tonight it was gorgeous. i could literally drive without lights on, it was so awesome. mother nature is sexy. yea you go girl.

and since my random thoughts werent really random, mainly sports and movie tidbits, but oh well. here are some more...

Random Thoughts:

- Wow. The Celtics come back from 21 down in the 4th quarter to beat the Nets 94-90. thats simply amazing.

- Wow. Shawn Green with 2 more homers today. thats a record 7 homers in 3 games!! thats simply amazing.

- Good hockey, Canes & Leafs 3-2 in the series, Avs and Wings tied up at 2 all. Go Avalanche.

- Cubs win again! yea you go Kerry Wood. and i was right, when Moises and Mcgriff start up the Cubs will be good.

- I was watching The Life on espn late night and i saw Igoudala! its cool to see a guy from your hometown on tv like that, heh.

- Swety said About a Boy with hugh grant is really funny. ok so that and Insomnia. excellent.

- I spread the word and hopefully saved people from seeing Enough. Thank God. that movie is terrible.

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Saturday, May 25, 2002 by Jon

Random Thoughts:

- Enough is a terrible movie. sure its "girl-power" but its a demented girl power movie. totally anti-men.

- Alice is a new Taf Blogger. Yay!

- Tim Raines Sr. hit a hr tonight. he is about 42-43 years old. good for him.

- Shawn Green is on a hot streak. good for him.

- Karen (both of them) and Brian need to blog more.

- Taf is going to rock.

- Ktmac needs to actaully call me back sometime this summer.

- Monsters Inc is good.

- I want to see Insomnia, i hear its quite the good film.

- I want to see Spiderman again and Star Wars was really good too.

- Movies are gettin longer and longer these days. I havent seen the Green Mile yet because it would take up 1/8 of my day.

- Enough makes me sick. its shockingly preposterous and just plain dumb. do not waste $4.00 or more on it. And yes! on tv just now most of the critics agree that is stupid and sucks! for once i agree wholeheartedly with critics.

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by Jon

yeas, itttss friday! woohoo. work was the same ole same ole today, except we had an xbox there today so that just helped make my job get even easier...hehe. came home and chilled and somehow i forgot to eat dinner. no idea how that managed to happen. went to see Monsters Inc. at the cheap theatre with adrienne brian steve etc etc at 9. GREAT movie. MUCH MUCH better than jlos movie enough. Enough SUCKS. its' TERRIBLE. DO NOT GO SEE IT. good now that ive vented about my disdain for that film, i get to sleep in! woohoo, that is going to be exciting.

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Friday, May 24, 2002 by Jon

yeas, nothing really exciting happened today. although sweaty does want me and some ppl to go clubbin in stl tomm night...yea i dont think thatll happen, heh. my mom talked to me in a non crazy tone today, thats good. annnnd i need to get ma paychecks to get le $$$$$.

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Thursday, May 23, 2002 by Jon

yaaaay, star wars is actually good! i like it a lot better than the first one and let me just say that yoda is a stud who reached pimp status. but yea the movie was good. thank God jarjar binks wasnt in it much. so yea that makes it 2 quality movies ive seen in a row, spiderman and now attack of le clones. wait no. crap. that friggin TERRIBLE jlo movie was inbetween. yea that movie sucks. i saw a preview for it tonight on tv and it said "see why sneak preview audiences were on their feet, cheering for jennifer lopez". ..... my ass i was cheering for her. i was on my feet though, waiting to leave. NO ONE GO SEE IT. if you want a good laugh rent it to see how dumb it is. yea i really didnt like that movie.

in other news, i beat bond today, good game. my mom is not home so she cannot yell at me. good. celebrity boxing was funny tonight, screech and manute bol won!!! woohoo!!! and mark prior had a great debut for the cubbies! yea, all we need is mcgriff and alou to do better than a combined .235 batting average and all will be good....

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Wednesday, May 22, 2002 by Jon

blah. stupid people. so the government says suicide bombers are expected to come to the us soon and kill some people. great. that just pisses me off. why must you kill??? crazy ass mother f-ing people. and my mom of course is still crazy. and i cant even win in scrabble, my rating is now below 1900. HORSESHIT. jsadlkajdkl;ajdklajdd;akd;akds;akdsakda'skd'skd'sda. stupid stupid stupid things in this world piss me off. cant we all just get along???

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by Jon

theres not one person in the world who pisses me off more than my mother

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by Jon

hahaha, i play joke on karen, she make me laugh because she not know what going on right away.

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by Jon

woohoo, i'm officially not on the scedule for the rest of the summer at abercrombie! yeas, only the easy job for me at the tennis courts. hehe yea its funny, when im at work and i take a "break", i actually do something productive. this is because im usually playing games and when i get bored playing a game i try to find some work to do. yea its nice. heh. yea my mom also went into one of her random tirades today and wants to kick me out of the house again and shes trying to return my ps2, but i seriously dont know where the receipt is so yea....hehe. yea shes crazy right now. my mom can be so unreasonable that its stupifying. blah.

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Tuesday, May 21, 2002 by Jon

man ive been getting more and more sore from basketball yesterday as the day goes on. now my back and my booty is sore. maybe i shouldnt sit around all day...

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Monday, May 20, 2002 by Jon

ktmac never ceases to amaze me. so yea i called her about 40 minutes ago. we talk for about 5 minutes and then she gets another call and tells me to "hang on a sec". so i hang on for about 1200 "secs" aka 20 minutes before giving up and hanging my cell phone up. so then i call her back 10 minutes later and shes like "oh heeeeeeeeey buddy" and im like yes kt, you forgot someone was on the other line again. hehe yea...so then we start to talk and then she has another call yet again...and right now im waiting for her to return again, and its been like 5 minutes. yes.

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by Jon

klasdasdl;k my neck still hurts from yesterday, and i have no idea how it even happened in the first place. but hey at least im not sore anymore. and in an update of jons latest dream, he dreamt that andrea and karen moved to springfield!!!! no idea why i had that dream....but yes!

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by Jon

a thousand apologies to all of you, my loyal blog readers. i have been busy the past 2 days. so yea saturday i woke up and didnt do anything until i went to the Pleasant Plains HS graduation with tyty, adrienne hendee, sarah meningitis and beth etc. their grad was long for a class of only like 80 people, like 2 hours long. so yea after that we hit up the graduation parties out in pretty much nowhere. so yea we party hopped around town, like all over town since one was near the lake on the other side of springfield and yea...after the grad parties i went over to adriennes because she was having a bday/going away party for katie gambach, shes going to costa rica for the summer. and then i came home. watched oceans 11 and went to bed at 4am...hehe yes.

and today was ACTION PACKED. it was like test jons stamina day. i slept in till 130 (excellent) and then at 3 left to play frisbee golf with tom steve and mike montney. i shot ok, +3 i think. yea...heh. then right after that tom and i went over to play home run derby! it was was some good ole 4 on 3 action, me, brian, kuyk, and kt ruff vs brett, tilldo, and tom. and we won! hehe we called ourselves the Yankees, brian was soriano, i was jeter, kt ruff was bernie, and jake was giambi. and oh oh oh yea like the bronx bombers themselves we bombed "the Cardinals" out of the game. i had 4 home runs AND i also hit a line drive and it hit brian in the back when i was batting and he was pitching, yea that was scary...hehe. yea everyone should go play homerun derby, one of the greatest feelings is crushing a ball on the sweet spot with a wood bat. yea its nice. so yea after hr derby for about 2 hours, i went home for like a half hour and then went off to play some bball!! yeas, we played bball for THREE HOURS. oh my toes are in turbulence. my feet are funked. my neck is knocked up. BUT WE WON. yeeeaaasss. brian jake and i continued our yankee tradition vs tyty genny and ajit. we played a best of 5 series and we played all 5 games. hehe. yea genny is good. i cant drive to the lane on her. and ajit is...ajit. hehehe. and seriosuly, jake has more energy than anyone i know. its f-ing insane cuz hes running all over the place. but yea we won the series taking games 2, 3, and 5. it was pretty hard to stop genny to since she like never missed and is taller than me, i guess thats why she plays D1 college bball....yeas. so yea we played till about 1130, so from 300 - 1130 i was on the go...yea im beat. thats like 8 hours of activity. glory be the funks on me though since i was on the winning teams in bball and baseball. hehe one day i should try to play hr derby, hockey, baseball, football, frisbee golf, and maybe even through in some soccer. wow that would be f-ing insane. well i guess i did technically play soccer today since after our bball everyone came over here and we played fifa2002 on my ps2...yeeeeaaassssss...........

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Saturday, May 18, 2002 by Jon

woohoo! got the playstation2!!!

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Friday, May 17, 2002 by Jon

ohmyGod...ok good news and bad. first the good. i have a mini-fridge in my room now. bad news, i almost threw my back out carrying it up the stairs...aspodj;aldkadsldasl oooooooooooooooooyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy.........................

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by Jon

woohoo, only a 3 hours shift at abercrombie and jon is home by 12! yeaaaassss. and i wont have to work there for awhile i think. excellent, i worked a lot this week between abercrombie and the park. yea i need some moolah, scrilla, clams, dead presidents, greenbacks, lettuce, dollars etc etc...

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oh yea, summer in springfield, nice and non-exciting, although i did make SomeRandomCD9 last night, that was great. yea so i want a digital camcorder and a ps2. me need $$$. me work all week. nice nice. i need to get a book to read at the park while i work and no one is there, im thinking im gonna get Ball Four by Jim Bouton, he was a pretty good pitcher for the Yankees and that is his autobiography. apparently its a great book. the New York Times lists it as one of the Books of the Century and keith olberman says its the most important thing to happen to baseball since jackie robinson broke the color barrier and free agency, soo yea good book. mmm must get digital camera and ps2...

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Thursday, May 16, 2002 by Jon

oh oh oh! the quiz mother load!!!! all courtesy of Karen



Take the What Sex Position Are You? test by Ley Ley



What Condom Are You?


oh yea this one is so true, hehehe...

Which Friends Character are You?



Take this Quiz
Made by eLLeN112.

hmm no idea how this one came about, maybe its just a sign that i should be with her, AND she was my favorite character...


Which "Saved By The Bell" Character Are You?


damn straight, kelly kapowski and britney. oh life is good and hot...



You’re Britney Spears! Face it, ya got it made. You’re sexy and popular, and have tons of people craving to be you. Sure, you’ve got some enemies out there, but you’ve also got a lot of people wishing they were with you. You’re the kind of person who knows you’re hot, and you’re not afraid to go all out to prove it.

What Kind of Pop Princess Are You? Quiz by Jonah


hehe yea i really was michelle branch, but hey i want Britney on here more

I'm a sensible Motorola!
Sensible Motorola! by Dru & Sarah


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by Jon

andrea, i've come to the conclusion that we are the same person...


See what Care Bear you are.

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by Jon

woooo! storm chasing is so fun!!! hehe brian jen and i went to see the time machine at esquire...and might i add that the popcorn ($3.25) cost more than the movie ($2.00). yea the movie was ok, but yes...storm chasing!!! we drove a few miles into the country and we saw some really cool lightning. oh oh oh yea. mother natures power can be awesome. especially when the night sky is lit up for a second with huge zaps of electricity flying through the air. yea. mother nature is a pimpstress.

worked from 9am - 4pm today, 9-2 at af and 2-4 at the park. work was good today, it went by really fast at both places. i like manager christy, i hope shes working when im there friday, shes nice and doesnt seem snobby like most other people working there. and brittany king worked with me again today, shes always fun. yea we both dont like af, hehe. i dont know if its for the same reason, but yea. oh yea meagans ex eric came in to the store today and wanted some bandanas, and like i couldnt find any around the store and since he was in a hurry he could try american eagle downstairs, but then he was like "hell no man id feel all nasty and cheap if i went in there" and i was like "..." . yes, this is coming from a kid who um, got kicked out of the marines, went to jail, and lives basically in a trailer...and yet hes too good for american eagle...riiight. Good job meagan for breaking up with him.

so yea i definatly like working at the park much much more, its so fun. hehe i asked manny what time i should work tomorrow and he said "whenever you wake up"...excellent, manny is great. hopefully friday will be my last day at abercrombie for awhile, till the fall stuff rolls in for my discount to kick in...yess....

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Wednesday, May 15, 2002 by Jon

holy potatoes! i almost forgot to blog about my day! whew, than God that didnt happen. so yea, woke up around 11 and headed off to the park to work. yeas, park work is good, abercrombie is not, i will stop working there this week. i have to work 9-12 tomorrow...;askl;asd. ah well, i need to tell them to take me off the schedule, and margaret is very proud of me, as im sure you other TAFers reading this will be as well. played frisbee golf today and i was the champion over steve. tyty and tom were totally below us in scores, so steve was my only real competition. ive eating way too much processed food the past 2 days too, blah. and then i went over to adriennes house to play with her kittens!!! they are so much fun. hehe crazy kitties. so playful!!! blah, i have to be at work in 7 hours...

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Tuesday, May 14, 2002 by Jon

hehe yes...i had no idea it was Asian-American History Month, go ESPN.com to let me know. is there anything espn cant do?????

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whatup whatup y'all. jonny fonna be tired from bballing it up. hehe jake kuykendall has so much energy...oy. my feet hurt. the last time i played bball i had tight shoes on with no socks, so yea it kinda isnt cool right now. and yeas i cooked my own dinner tonight, mac & cheese and then some ramen. look ladies, i can cook!

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Monday, May 13, 2002 by Jon

hmm....i must be getting old because the Olsen twins are starting to look good...

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Sunday, May 12, 2002 by Jon

dude, red lobster cheddar bay biscuits are SO GOOD. made by the hands of God himself...mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.......

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ok let me just say that in about 10 minutes of movie viewing i had ENOUGH of jlo's new movie Enough. man that movie is bad. its so dumb. i was going "..." all night. so yea, dont go see it. its retarded. but after that went to steak n shake and then after that played bball with tom tyty and beth vs me and brian. yeas, it was fun, i did take a major spill on the concrete at the end of the game though chasing down a ball with tom, brian and i ended up losing by a few baskets. beth was like 9-12 shooting...oy. and yea my wounds from falling be hurting...owwww

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Saturday, May 11, 2002 by Jon

hehehe my mom just discovered the key chain of the pig that poops, hahaha, she saw it on my floor and she was like "waaah, how cuh-ai!" aka so cute and then she picked it up and touched the poop and screamed and started laughing/crying for about 5 minutes. dahahahahahahaha. yea that was funny....

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yes...i actually went the whole day without being online...WOW. i guess that happens when you wake up and drive 3 hours to move stuff and then come back and go out right away. yea helped my sister move back from college, drove 6 hours total. yeas...so came back and frolfed with tom and tyty and after that came back here and showa'd. after that went to meet litviak and brooke at walmart and then faire do football americaned at rotary park. so then after all that tom tyty and i went to adriennes where i gave her her birthday present! since i am her panda bear, i got here one from build a bear. hehehe, the sound that i recorded into it is funny...i go GRRRAAAAAHHH like a panda. hehehe and it had tighty whitey underwear on too! tyty picked that out. yeas. and adrienne also got kittens!!! hehe those were fun to play with. they are so little, the male is 2.5 lbs and the girl is 2lbs....hehe yea they are cute. we would throw little balls of paper around on adriennes kitchen floor and theyd go crazy. AND they are housetrained already, as opposed to my stupid cat who still craps on the carpet. stupid cat. nice little adriennes kitties. mmhmm.

and in a brief moment of lare jubilation for me i was sitting here just now eating a pop-tart and it was good. and then i was sad because i finished it. but then i remembered pop-tarts come in packs of two!!! so i had another one left!!! yes!!!! haha its sad that i was so excited......

and one last thing ive noticed...as everyone moves back home my late night buddy list is now pretty empty...sadness, i cant read peoples sleep away messages :(

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Friday, May 10, 2002 by Jon

Disney Princesses
Which of the Disney Princesses are you?



ohh yea im a hottie, but i sure am not a bookworm...

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woohoo, today jon actually did something and registered to work at the park again! yay for jon. so yea i did vacuum the whole house after that, man i was on a roll. worked out a little bit after that, and well then sat here for a well deserved rest. went to play frisbee golf after that with tom! more activeness!

After that tom beth and i went to target to buy a wedding present for catherine heaberlin. yes. she is my age. and she is getting married. and i am single. blah. but hey we got them half of a bathroom set. yea apparently stores have this thing where the couple goes to the store and make a whole list of what they want on a computer and then people just go, print it out, and the list shows what has been bought already and even like where the items are in the store. pretty impressive. so yea me tom and tyty split the bill for half of the bathroom stuff which is all yellow duckie stuff. i personally think we should have gotten them toys. think about it, if you were getting married and getting all these gifts, wouldnt you be tired of pots and pans and want some LEGOS or BARBIE DOLLS?? i know i would. it would be a good change. tom disagreed though. but me and tyty did however buy them some CONDOMS (looks its bold and capitalized, that should grab anyones attention who was only skimming this, wahahah), yea it was really funny in line...heh. first of all i knew the cashier, and then this old couple came up behind us in line, and i was trying not to laugh and looking away and tom saw the old couple looking at them. and then tom said in a moderatly loud tone "so Jon how fast are you going to go through those???". stupid tom. yea it was funny. but stupid tom.

after that we got some taco bell and came back here. hehehe my house is of course messy, i get it from my mom, which is why my room is so messy, and anyways my mom doesnt really keep it clean. so my friends are over and she yells at me for bringing my friends over (even though she tells me to have them over and i even called her and told her they were coming over) in mandarin and my tom beth and tyty are trying not to laugh because they are scared of my mom. haha it was funny. so we ran upstairs. hehe scary mandarin yelling mom. shes so loud. oy. then we hung around here and then tom tyty and i went out and TPed the Rutz's. that was fun, good ole tping. woohoo. we did a good job too with 36 rolls. excellent.

and to forewarn most people since im always online, i will be helping my sister move back tomm from college, so the reason why i wont be online is because i will be gone, do not worry, I WONT BE DEAD. unless i get in a car accident. which i pray i will not. peace.

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Thursday, May 09, 2002 by Jon

yeas, went to mauies tonight to play some pool and drove around looking for cheap dvd's...and not much else...but i do have to go to the park tomm to talk to them about getting ma jizzob...and Karen called me while i was playing pool! thats TWO phone calls in two days from a long distance friend, last night Susie and then tonight Karen, WHO WILL IT BE TOMMORROW NIGHT?!?!?!?!?

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Wednesday, May 08, 2002 by Jon



Every school has its model student... and Jodie qualifies as three of them. She's intelligent and popular, a condition that violates more than a few natural laws. She never met an extracurricular activity she didn't like.




You are Harley Barbie! You don't asocciate with "sophisticate" barbie and never "nsync #1 fan" barbie, but you know who your friends are and you do what you want. Plus, you have a kick ass motorcycle.

But for my car i said id drive a lexus...


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yeas, i worked at the fitch today, and it was fun. a good ole noon to 4 shift on a tuesday afternoon means i dont do much, sweet. i also got to hang out with my butler elementary buddy brittany king, yay for kindergarten times. dah, so old now. heh. hehe Not Another Teen Movie is a funny movie, not good, but funny.

oh and another Quote of the day! courtesy of Brian:

Brian: So Jon if you're not fresh off the boat does that make you like rotten off the boat?
Me: Yes Brian, I am a R.O.B....

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Tuesday, May 07, 2002 by Jon

hahaha, i love sportscenter, ahahaha. yes, rich and john just imitated PTI, dahaha. i want some bobbleheads.

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...
i just saw a commercial for Kidz Bop, a cd like the Now cd's but "specially" remade for kids, so basically cheap covers of songs...

anyways, Quote of the Day!!!

Brian: I have penis cream in my drawer
Me: thats the quote of the day
Brian (getting angry): shutup, YOU'RE the quote of the day
Me: ...

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Monday, May 06, 2002 by Jon

ohhh yea, another 12 hours of sleep

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Sunday, May 05, 2002 by Jon

its faire du f-ing warm in here. and why oh WHY does no one have panormic frames that are 4x10?!?!?!

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whoooo it be warm outside. just played 18 holes of frisbee golf at douglas park and shot 4 over par...and won. haha yes, its a much tougher course than at SIUE. me and tom also spent like an hour looking for discs around town, and we found the good ones at sportsmart, woohoo. yes ok it is hot and i am sweaty so i am going to get nak...

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yeas today was a good day. so i woke up at 1 after finally sleeping at 5am, so i got 8 hours and didnt sleep in too late. i really didnt do much until 6 when i went over to my dads for dinner. let me just say that my dad is a stud at cooking. his food is so pimp. and we also had a good convo about random stuff. my dad is so intelligent. if only i had half the work ethic of my parents. hopefully i can get off my butt, get a good job that i like that pays a lot of money so my parents will be happy. so yea after that came back home and then went to beths to pick her up to go see spiderman! woohoo, tickets were sold out though, so steve and courtney, well just courtney actually, she bought tickets for me hannah and beth for the 1000 show and we were to meet them there later. so it was about 9 and i wanted to go get me some panoramic picture frames, but there are like NO PANORAMIC PICTURE FRAMES. i got one which was good at gordmans, then walmart didnt have any, and target had a few but nothing great but i did buy one. sadly though its too friggin big. its 4x12. regular panoramics are 4x10. who the f-ing heck needs a 4x12 frame???? frame makers are IDIOTS. geez. blah. and meijer had a bad selection too, so i ended up with 1 frame even though i need 3. blah. but hey then 945 rolled around and it was time to go see spiderman! the theatre was packed full, and me hanna and beth sat next to each other and steve and courtney farther up front. so many people. but yea the movie was really good (stupid tom didnt think it would be and didnt come with us, so wahahah on him), i want to be spiderman now. so yea good film, i agree with marge, go see it. after that we hung out in the parking lot for like an hour talking...hehe. and courtney knows so many people. and we were like in the back corner of the parking lot where no one really walks to, yet courtney saw 3 people she knew. yes everyone in springfield knows courtney. so after hanging out for an hour talking we decided to go somewhere warmer to talk, so perkins it was. got some appetizer platters that took forever, so our waiter gave us free pie! woohoo! and we sat and talked more. sitting and talking = good. hmm not its 330, prolly wont sleep till 4, and i gotta get up at 10 fo chizzurch. pimp.

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Saturday, May 04, 2002 by Jon

and its 3am. nothing really great tonight, hung out with tom and tyty here. yup, thats pretty much it, not a bad time though. sneezing from dust in my basement though, blah. yes must get panoramic picture frames tomm

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Friday, May 03, 2002 by Jon

yes! new segment from Brian, with Joe Dasowski!!!

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well how about that, an article about corinne in todays paper. and shes going to go to Manchester for college...as in the home of TAF...interesting.....

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12 hours of sleep! man its been so long. but yea so after my long sleep i was laying in bed and i want to grow old with all of my friends. yup. lets all grow old and moan about our bones in about 60 years. excellent. haha we are going to look so funny when we are old.

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woohoo, another quiz from andrea



Which car are you?


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yes...the world has a plethora of idiots. Got this from timmy kuo's profile, it happened at his high school: Idiot Vice Principal

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Thursday, May 02, 2002 by Jon

im getting a headache from even looking at my room. its been an hour and a half and no progress made.

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i think cleaning my room is nearly an impossible task. oh and in case you all have forgetten, asparagus makes your urine smell funny.

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woohoo! jonny is home for the summa now. sweet. yea spent the whole day packing pretty much, and i owe stupid SIUE $49.50 for "damages" to my dorm. blah. stupid school, trying to squeeze every penny out of you, those bastards. so yea home now and my room was already a mess and now i add all things i had from school which made my room a mess...hmmm, double the mess, this isnt good...but hey at least my kazaa download speed is faster here than at home. yea, Friends is pimp.

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yup. 4 days of finals. jon is definatly burned out. watched about 2 hours of friends on my comp with gavin tyty and siue brian, and then me and gaving got into a liquid fight with tyty and brian. yea...

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Wednesday, May 01, 2002 by Jon

Breaking News: Segment #3 of That 90's Show is out!

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whoa a hit from saudi arabia.....

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holy funky monkey, i only have a gig left on my hard drive...bes start burning stuff...

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woohoo, 8am final is over! hehe, i answered C on the test a lot, maybe that will be a sign, and with the luck andrea gave me i hopefully did get a c! becasue thats all im going for in the class! yes! so yea. no more geog. sweet.

so yea last night was my floor wings' cook out party. made us some burgers and hot dogs after an hour of trying to get the charcoal going. hehe oh yea! the crazy drunk indian girl got written up for alcohol!!!! see some other guy we all like in our hall got arrested last week and most of the other guys blame crazy drunk indian girl. so our RA was at the cookout chillin with us and some of them called crazy drunk indian girl to come down. and i guess they knew shed come down with a backpack full of beer. so the guys make our RA hide behind someone, and then crazy drunk indian girl comes outside...

crazy drunk indian girl: hi! want some beer?
*Everyone else is trying not to laugh at this point, and crazy drunk indian girl sees people laughing but does not know whats going on*
Austin: ew no i dont want one but you go ahead and crack that thing right on open
crazy drunk indian girl: ok! *pops it open*
Austin: *while trying not to laugh* whoa hey now you better start drinking that up
crazy drunk indian girl: *proceeds to drink*
*RA appears behind Austin*
RA Blair: OK youll need to pour that out.
crazy drunk indian girl: NO!
RA Blair: pour it out
crazy drunk indian girl: *pours it out in the middle of the cookout*

RA Blair takes her back to the dorm to write her up for alcohol, and crazy drunk indian girl has to throw it away in one of the garbage cans outside. so once Blair goes inside, the guys go to the garbage can and get the beer out. So crazy drunk indian girl gets written up for alcohol and the guys who set her up ended up getting her alcohol. daha. thats what she gets. Now i know some of you are probably like "oh poor crazy drunk indian girl", but no, shes drunk ALL the time. and weird. and comes to my room drunk. and she stares at me....

and so yea that was exciting. and then awhile after that adam and austin took 2 unopened 2 liters of soda, shook them up, then threw them high in the air. when those things hit te groud the FLEW off. ahahaha it was so cool. i want to do it. i mean seriosuly, those things flew off FAST, with all this soda spraying everywhere. Adams head almost got taken off, hehe.

and then after that we burnt all our trash in the grill thingy, lots of smoke and flames. yup. 3East is good. and i was out there till almost 9. thats why I went for a C on the test.

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