JONIZZLE

I went to a lunch banquet today for an engagement party, and there was a lady there who looked ridiculously similar to Ryan Wang's mom, only a bit taller. She might have been a distant relative. So maybe Ryan and I are distant relatives? That means my statutory male TAF crush would be related to me, and that would only make it even more wrong. Har har. Incestual statutory male TAF crush. Indeed. I love you Ryan.

But yea. Let this be a lesson to each of us. You might be related to your TAF crush.

I say "I aint no hollaback grrrrlll" and "whoopsies!" in high-pitched funny voices while in crowded night markets, and so many people give me stares. I dont even do it THAT loud or noticeable, but I still get an impressive amount of stares. Haha. I love confusing the natives.

IM A CRAZY AMERICAN!

Maybe too crazy.

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