JONIZZLE

228. 30,000+ taiwanese people killed. (i was WAY off earlier...hehe), yes. fasting, like margaret says, to get a little pain to remember a bigger pain.

i dont like school. well i like school because i can skip class. but yes. anyways, i have my midterm for chinese culture tomm, its going to be hard because like, we have to write four 2page essays, so 8 pages...on topics i really cant write 2 pages about. yea it sucks. and then tonight at about 730 i went to go look for a girl in my calss to ask what we did last time...and yea, i have a test for it tommorrow as well now. so its 8 oclock and i start studying for 2 big tests. yea...........................................................i dont like school.

hehe oh nut...the obsession is starting. im skipping french tomm to draft in my baseball league...;aslkd;sakd. hehe. so yea i got my classes today for next semester, and i cant take french :( ...unless i want to have 19 credit hours...and thats a no. so yea, no french next year. but i want to become fluent. well maybe when im a jr. tyty is playing gamecube in here right now, he might buy if off the guys across the hall, and hes "testing" it out....playing the games. yea its nice, hehe. wish me luck on my fantasy draft first thing in the morning!!!

yes...well that was fun...fire alarm, so we go outside, with a windchill near zero outside.....so yea that wasnt fun. my hands are numb. some girls computer caught on fire...and OH MY GOD THE FIRE ALARM IS SO LOUD. oisajd;lak;lasdk

oh oh oh yea. today was a good day. i actually went to all my classes, watched a pretty good movie in flim analysis, The Untouchables, and then hung out with tom tyty beth hannah and jessica for like 4 hours after dinner. hehe but the BEST part of the day was....starting to read The Big Show, the book all about espns sportscenter!!! oh its so great. i love it already. ive been reading it the entire time ive been in my room. its so funny and good info for my pipe dream of being on espn. oh oh oh yea. beautiful. time flies when i read this book. oh yes. played the movie game in beths room too...me and tyty dominated. oh oh oh yea. then i came back here and continued my reading of le book. oh its so good!!!!!!!!!!

ahhh yes. what a nice sunday. woke up, didnt do anything, watch hockey, didnt do anything some more, went to get a haircut, haircut closed, came back, did some more of nothing, tossed the football around, came back and redid nothing, went to dinner, it was actually good...came back, did nothing, well i did digest so ok i did something, then did nothing, then read, now im back to nothing. sweet.

gooooooaaaaallll!!!! oh man olympic hockey is great.

yea so some guy just peed on the carpet in front of my door....yea....i was sitting here and i heard this noise and i thought it was crinkling of a wrapper or someone dropping water....but then after like 15 seconds it was still going on so i looked out the peephole in my door and saw his pants down...yea...so i opened the door to see, they ran off, i chased him down...and yea he was drunk. bastard. i think hes tytys suitemate actually...but yea so now i have a nice urine soaked spot in front of my door....lkhasdklasfjlk

here is a conversation with a friend of mine. it's suspicious, but to save him from some embarrasment, the name has been changed.

BaMBoO ChiLd: damn i just saw the most shallow commerical in the world
Thendxcrd: hehe what was it?
BaMBoO ChiLd: penis enlargement pills
Thendxcrd: haha
Thendxcrd: yes
BaMBoO ChiLd: they had a penthouse playmate advertise it
BaMBoO ChiLd: u know what she said
Thendxcrd: hahaha
Thendxcrd: what???
BaMBoO ChiLd: "take it from me, a penthouse pet. money, muscles and power all mean something but what women really want is a bigger man"
BaMBoO ChiLd: that's shallow....
Thendxcrd: hehehe
Thendxcrd: yes
BaMBoO ChiLd: tha'ts ridiculously shallow

so later on i realized...

Thendxcrd: what channel are you watching that has penis enlargement pills????????????
BaMBoO ChiLd: um
BaMBoO ChiLd: i don't know i was channel surifng
Thendxcrd: ...
BaMBoO ChiLd: i was like whoa a hot gilr
BaMBoO ChiLd: heh
Thendxcrd: sure you were...
BaMBoO ChiLd: it's like tlc
Thendxcrd: ....
Thendxcrd: the learning channel????
BaMBoO ChiLd: no wait
Thendxcrd: i highly doubt the learning channel has penis enlargement pill commercials....

hmmm....i think my friend was lying to me...and was watching a "naughty" channel....

yay for jon and beths 2nd day of the weekend of fun! ok so i woke up to beths phone call circa 1, got up and ate etc etc and left at 145. got lost on the way to crestwood, like a 30 min drive. hehe yes. so yea the mall wasnt too great, but it did have Forever 21 for beth, so she was excited. it was crazy there, like 70-80 girls in there...and a lot of them were hot...hehe yeas. so i didnt care. beth kept saying sorry too because it was takin so long. hehe. its ok beth, its all ok. so yea after that off to the galleria, shopped, ate at california pizza kitchen, mmm...tostada pizza...mmmm. it was good. and the service was like 100 times better than steak n shake in collinsville. so yea i bought a tshirt from BR, and then a sweatshirt and long sleeve poloish shirt form abercrombie, 15 dollars each for the latter. so yeas dat was coo. i havent bought any clothes in like a a month or two, so good for me. then we went to old navy and that was dissapointing, nothing great there, and then we went to the loop. britney spears poster for 2 dollars!!!! ahhhh!!!! cuh cuh cuh! hehe. shes so hot. so yea 6 hours after leaving siue we returned. just been chilling in ma room since then. and yes. that is all.

hehe and this tracker thing is weird...i have no idea who some of the people are, like from UC San Diego??? who looks at my website from there???

yea...so i woke up at 11:49 today...hehe slept through french and microecon. uh oh. well i first woke up at friggin 830 cuz bonnie and her roommate michelle had rap blaring and i could hear it quite loudly through my walls. blah. so that kept me awake like 20 minutes banging on the wall. it drove me crazy. so yea then i woke up and went to lunch and then came back here. its beth and jons weekend of fun because like everyone else went home. we saw the count of monte cristo tonight, good movie, beth was worried she wouldnt like it but she did. see look what happens when you listen to jonny lee, all is well. hehe, then we went to walmart for some stuff, and then we made tom a birthday card!!! wahaha. its funny. and tommorrow beth and jons weekend of fun continues while we head into stl to shop and whatnot. oh yes.

hehe ok so 4 hours later im still all about the figure skating, hehe it was just replayed on tv. i like womens figure skating, nice outfits, and the girls get figure skater booty...and figure skater booty is good. hehe. yeeeeaaaassss. go adrienne. and jamie sale is hot...rosanna looks like michelle kwan...hmm...all these connections with figure skating...yes. well after all the excitemnet tyty and i decided they us 2, brian, and tom will form the ultimate CURLING TEAM IN THE WORLD! we are going to revolutionize the sport. hehe oh yes, and get our gold medals!!! ahhh! cuh cuh cuh! oh its going to be great. yea i want to be in the olympics. go sarah hughes. ahahaha. yea ok im way to obsessed now...time to sleep.

SARAH HUGHES IS A PIMPSTRESS. yes. that was tight. hehe. poor michelle though. but yea. sarah hughes was good. mmhmm. hehe tyty and I were screaming and yelling watching figure skating. hehehe...yea....it was tres exciting. you go girls. ahhhhh!!! hehe. yes. im all giddy about figure skating right now. hehe. stupid russian, i wanted to see the 1-2-3 american sweep though.ah well. so yea today was a fun day, i basically have a 4 day weekend. today i went to geog at 930 and was out by 10 because i finished my worksheet, so yea i came back here to my room and decided to skip chinese culture at 1230...so free day for jon!!! ahhh! played some computer games, went to walmart, bought a controller for my comp and some more baseball cards, came back here, played madden2002 till dinner, went to dinner, came back and played again..then watched the SI swimsuit issue thing on mtv....then womens figure skating!!! hehe. yea...from football to figure skating. im a cultured sports fan i am. yeas. now its hot in my room. oy.

oh yea!! its 10:26am and im gonna skip my 2nd class today so that means....JON IS DONE FOR THE DAY!!!! AHHHHHH!!! CUH CUH CUH!!!!

ahhh im so happy, ive rediscovered The Wonder Years on late night tv!!! ahhhh!!!!!!

sweetfunk. went to my first bible study in like...12 years (since chinese friday night bible studies...hehe good times), and yea it was good. really insightful and powerful stuff. yeas. das definately cool. and yea so i just found out the difference between a private appartment room and a shared room is $1,200...yea ok time to get a roommate again...hehe yes.

oh yea! 11 tacos in 1 day! 5 for lunch and 6 for dinner! wahahahaha. i love taco bell. oh yes i do. and the week is half over! only 2.5 weeks till spring break! YEEEEESSSS!!!!

Land Du Jon updated. The J. Lee Presidential Library is now open!

hehe yes so i have my tracker now...and who looks at my blog that is from boise state university???

hehe yes, i was just about to post about how i have had ANY form of communication with beth or hannah today...but luckily beth imed me just now, so yes. i skipped physical geog today! oh oh oh yea! slept in till 1130, that was nice. i had some campbells chunky soup, new england clam chowder, for lunch today, but it was WAY too chunky, like abnormal chunky. it was kinda fugly. hehe it wouldnt come out of the can so i had to scoop it out. oy. so yea i really didnt do much today...well i beat Ghost Recon...so i think that will turn my "productivity" of playing a game to...just sitting here and staring at my computer...yea....which is what i did....crap....i need to find a new game...yeas. hawaiian pucnh applesauce is GOOD! yum yum.

yea i must be forgetting something...because i havent really done anything in the past 2 days....

Pong - Not just a game

cuh cuh cuh! i got an IP tracker on here now! BOOYAH!

Thendxcrd: hehe
Thendxcrd: youre the only non asian person who has a link on my blog
CndnCrippler1: yes!
Thendxcrd: hehe yea
CndnCrippler1: that was my and only goal in life, to be the only non asian link on your blog book!
Thendxcrd: hehe oh yes!

yeas, well i started my day off wonderfully with tom knocking at my door at 7am to go get an advisors meeting for classes next year, oy, so early. so i got that and came back and slept and then woke up again and went to class. got an A on ma test de francais and microecon was the same. went to lunch, yada yada yada, came back to dorm, went to film analysis, we watched Blow-Out, with John Travolta, not a bad movie, but not the best, especially since the other 3 movies we watched were really good in that class. then after that....volleyball with BETH AND HANNAH!!!! BETH BETH BETH!!! HANNAH HANNAH HANNAH!!! ok there is my daily quota of getting the 2 most beautiful girls at SIUE in my blog. yeeeaaasss. oh and after volleyball i was gonna play indoor soccer(!!!) at 630, but it didnt happen :( dinner came next, etc etc, and then i came back and didnt do much. oh but yes before i came back me beth and hannah had our "look for change in jons car escapade"...hehe, i didnt have any money to pay for the parking, so we dug through my car, but we found money...yeas! and the nWo is back! ahahaha. hogan and the rock. that a good promo. good for them. yes. my name is jonathan ray lee, and i like pro wrestling. if you hate youre a jobber.

hehe and if you want to be amused buy some stupidity or whatever you want to call it, go to brians blog, hehe yea....stupid windows xp, my printer and webcam dont work, hopefully i can figure it all out this weekend...yeas...peace out!

ghost recon is fun. mmhmm. i have a bad feeling thats going to consume a lot of my time now though...hmmm...yea i think im going to go play it now...crap its taking control of me......

hehehe, i was in the State Journal Register for making the deans list! oh the excitement. but my mom wont see it because shes going to taiwan...yeas...so when i finally do something to be in the paper she wont see it.........yea.........

hurrah! tom tyty and i got an appartment, 516 1a niiiice...and only 3 complexes down from beth and hannah. yeas. goodfunk.

dahahahahahahahahahaha. oh this was a goofy, so yea, beth was home too and she had to go to her old high school, new berlin high school, to crown the new queen at their sweetheart dance. now the king last year apparently got into a fight at a bball game so hes not allowed back at the school, and beth doesnt want to not have an escort, so she asks me. ahahahaha. so yea we go and they let me escort beth onto the STAGE and be in the court pictures and whatnot! ahahahaha. im going to be in the NBHS Yearbook! yea pretzel pride!!! ahahaha. oh man that was so fun. brian was dying with laughter. hehehe. people there were like "who is that kid??" and anyone who wasnt there is going to look in the yearbook and be like "who da heck is dat asian kid???" dahahah. they even gave me a boutanere (yea i dunno how to spell that)!!! hahaha, so yea that was really funny and fun. you go beth. dahahah...im going to be in the new berlin hihg school yearbook as a member of Court!!! dahahaha. ahahaha. i didnt even go to that school! ahahaha....ok yes. then we went to steak n shake...SO MUCH BETTER THAN F@#!%ING COLLINSVILLE STEAK N SHAKE. we were in and out in like the same time it took for us to get our drinks. springfield rules. it really does. collinsville steak n shake, you suck. and then yea we went to beths house to watch tv and hung out, go usa mens hockey team. that was a good game.

and you know what else i dont like? that new brandy song. its so choppy it gives me a headache, blah. so bad. cmon brandy, you can make better music than that. yuuuup. hehe oh what a nice night. im out, peace.

and jon lee is home. yeas. hehe i woke up late today but luckily i still made it to french for le test. simple day, etc etc, came home, went to din din with dad, had a nice convo...for 2 hours....hehe, oh man my dad eats slow. but yeas, went to see a beautiful mind with brian. good movie. makes me want to do something big memorableand good for my life. yeas. i want to make a movie now. yes. yes i do. peace.

i have Windows XP now. its pretty. but my webcam and printer dont work yet...

Brian is such a moron

CndnCrippler1: alright!....i get to be a character in kam's book!
Thendxcrd: hehe nice
Thendxcrd: i want to be in it too
CndnCrippler1: hehehe
CndnCrippler1: i think he could right a good book actually
Thendxcrd: hehe
Thendxcrd: right a good book....
CndnCrippler1: im serious
Thendxcrd: ..
Thendxcrd: RIGHT
Thendxcrd: a good book
CndnCrippler1: whatever
Thendxcrd: ioausdasdfj
Thendxcrd: you are such a moron
CndnCrippler1: i dont get what youa re saying........
CndnCrippler1: ahahahhaa
Thendxcrd: CndnCrippler1: i think he could right a good book actually
CndnCrippler1: write i mean.....
CndnCrippler1: hehehehehehhe
Thendxcrd: you dumbass
CndnCrippler1: hahahhaha
CndnCrippler1: hahaah
Thendxcrd: you are such a dumbass
CndnCrippler1: heheheh

woohoo, sitting in the foreign language lab is FUN!!! yea ok so its not. hehe i like wasted my night last night watching tv and playing ghost recon, and when i finally started trying to do stuff the fantasy draft interrupted my concentration for my U of I app and then my internet died around 130 whilst trying to get the lecture notes for class...yeas...oh well, happy valentines to you all! kiss kiss kiss. oh oh oh yea, mes thinks that ill beh anging out with friends tonight, good times, good times...

hmm, my blogspot isnt working right now...das not funky...but yeas, so i chilled all afternoon, didnt really do much. ate ma dinna, bought a NERDS rope...oh those are good, a long piece of licorice with nerds all around it...mmmmmmmm....then i came back here and watchd 24, that show is so good, and then hehe, the illinoishighschoolsports.com (i hate typing that) webstie had a special chat tonight with, *GASP*, JORDAN ROTH as their special guest. hehe, so i went in there and heckled jordan, hehe, i "pretended" to be richard mccbride, brian was igoudala, then jordan was tony smith, brooke was niccos, and then we had some other guys. hehe yea it was amusing. and i did various things and whatnot. how exciting eh?

yeas...this is cool Colorgenics

oh oh oh yea. 11:20...Jonny sleeps in!!!

Owww...my contact was like suctioned to my eye...that hurt to take out...

yeas, well jon actually went to the gym today to play some volleyball...how about that? yeas. and hey my healthiness is going good so far...didnt like eat extravagant amounts of fried food from the cafeteria, blech. came back to the dorm, drafted some guys in baseball, tyty came, talked to beth and others for awhile, fun times. oh yea.

hmm, im tired. i wonder what movie im going to watch in film analysis today, hopefully it will be good. and then im going to play volleyball today! oh physical exertion. now lets hope jonny doesnt get too competitive....hehe. yea tyty ordered 20 hot wings for me last night so i ate them all...so yea im gonna have to be healthy now...mmhmm. healthiness it is, and after all i do have to keep up with my 3rd grade National Physical Fitness Award...one of the top 10 greatest achievements of my life so far actually. hehe.

hello. my name is ooger booger and i am posting on jonizzle my lizzle's blog. his password is howachen.

yay...im editing my own blog!

comments?

oh and marge rules by the way, she made my new blog :)

alright time to post about my adventures in stl last night. well we went off to mardi gras around 930...got there by 945, it had pretty much died down a bit but still a decent amount of people...and flashing girls...hehe. yea, drunk horny guys are crazy. mmhmm. yea 2 of the girls i were with asked a guy if they could have beads for free, and he was like if i was sober maybe, but she kept trying for a bit and so just because there is a girl talking to a guy, all these other guys start swarming around because they think they are going to see something...so yea guys started swarming and we were all like stop stop stop...heh. yeas. so that was exciting. stl smelled like ass too that night. so yea walked around the crowds, some girls get groped while they flashed etc etc...and then off to the loop for about half an hour. remember the titans on dvd for 15 bucks. not too shabby! so then yes, we are hungry, so we decide either waffle house or steak n shake. we drive by waffle house first...looks kinda scary and while we drove by everyone in the restaurant was watcing us....yea so we didnt go there and went to steak n shake. heh. so we sit down and all and here comes our waitress all mardi gras beaded up and smelling like liquor. we dont see her for about another half hour. then she takes the orders for our drinks...we dont see her for 15 minutes and shes like rude and whatnot...so beth and i go talk to the manager and complain, and so he says "if you stay, i will be sure to take care of you" and im like "for free?" and he agrees...that bastard though...so we go back to sit down and the waitress comes back and yells at us for complaining, and i argue back. yea she got told. and so like 20 minutes later we get everything...well not really everything...but yea people who came in like 30 minutes after us already have their food...i got a side salad...A SIDE SALAD...how hard is that??? jeez. so yea that was just the tip of the iceberg, writing everything she did bad would take too long, so yea we finally get our food and are done 2 hours later so we get our checks...our checks???? the firggin manager, if you recall, said "ill be sure to take care of you", meaning just me and beth who were the 2 who walked up to complain. so i go up there and start arguing with the manager and anotehr guy comes up with me to argue as well. it didnt really do anything though, although i did get him to threaten to call the cops on me...hehehe. so yea, im done arguing so whatever, but when i truend around i saw everyone looking at me in the restaurant and this one other customer giving me a thumbs up...oh yea, that felt nice that they were backing me up on the terrible collinsville steak n shake I55 service. so yea, yelling at the waitress and the manager gave me quite an adrenaline rush, and thats my story for the weekend.

new layout. marge rules. foshizzle!

marge is going to play with my blog. oh oh oh yea.

yea so das not cool. jon wants to have comment thingys on his blog :( . but nooooo, there is none of that for a stupid blogspot. pasjd;asdj. well i skipped french today, so that was exciting, got more sleep, got a 20/20 on my microecon test (hurrah!), and i think i did well for my film analysis test.

howard is weird

BaMBoO KiD: hahahaahhaha
Thendxcrd: ?
BaMBoO KiD: nothin
BaMBoO KiD: just i'm laughin hard as hell
Thendxcrd: ...

eh heh heh...

Azntbarbie: ah jon!
Azntbarbie: hate you!
Azntbarbie: oh gosh.. robbie's going to eat me
Thendxcrd: .....

hahaha. oy. silly karen. my lips hurt. oww. and i spilled crumbs allll over the carpet underneath my desk, so like if i have my feet down they will be in crumbs, but i cant use a vacuum till tomm cuz it would be so loud. blah. blah blah. ok im tired. bye bye bye.

man...im getting addicted to white castle...this is not good. heh, tyty and i went there at midnight tonight, thats not good. blah. film analysis test tomm, hopefully itll be simple. and yes im tired so i am done. blah.

yea so just what IS mlife???

yeas. well today was a nice day. woke up all nice and refreshed, did my daily dose of nothingness, then off to lunch and played some pool, beat dave 3-2, then played tyty in table hockey, not air hockey, but fooseball like hockey, and he beat me 2-1. sadness. oh well he paid. so then i came back to my nice wonderful nothingness. then off to dinner. then to my laundry. hehe oh man my socks were so bad. how tso tso (smelly for you non mandarin speaking folks who read this, and howard, i dont care about pin yin). yeas, then off to stl! it was like 930 someting when we left. heh, so got lost, showed tyty liquid, got lost, then found my way to the loop, and places were still open! tyty bought some bball posters to inspire him to play d1. and i bought a dvd, U-571, for 10 bucks! oh yea! and then i went to a starbucks for the first time in my life!!! not too bad, but i like how the smallest size is called a tall. yet its short. stupid starbucks. oh well. we then left...and this is where the excitement was for the day. so were driving down the highway then all of a sudden 2 police cars zoom by and then like a quarter of a mile later the cars in front of us brake as do we. the cops like blockaded the highway and then more cops came, and fire trucks and ambulances. bad accident, like 3 cars i think. so yea there were 11 cops, 2 fire trucks, and 3 ambulances. and all we could do with 6 other cars was sit there and watch. it was crazy. we sat there for about 45 minutes total. and right before the cops told us to go, they were hoisting a car out of the deep ditch along the highway and the front of it was like tottally smashed in, it was bad. but yea so we had to leave. so we did. then. yup. it was funky, cops were going in and out of the place, sirens all over. and i still really dont know what happend. but yea. so we left and tyler was hungry...so we went to white castle!!!! we didnt even know if it was open....but its 24 hours!!!! hurrah! we split a 20 pack. i was full. tyty made me eat his last one so i had 11. oy. came back to the dorms, hung out, think some drama is going on with my roomie...yeas....and margaret has interesting reads at her website...and im going to bed. super bowl sunday is here!

hehe yes. well i spent my afternoon and part of my night making a britney spears collage for my computer. its fun! and yea...pearl harbor...not tha great of a movie....hehe, oy. i played basketball today! and i suck! yea!!! haha im so bad in real games. yea i didnt relaly do anything tonight, exciting eh? people are gone home for the weekend and im chilling here. oh oh oh yea. hehe i like how after i yell at andrea to blog and she finally does i stopped for a few days. niiiiice.

oh yea get this. so there is an ra here in the dorm named grant. no one like him. he asked my roommate if i was gay today.........asopidasodjsad. wtf???? does he not see the britney spears poster and the other swimsuit model on my wall??? why does he thinkg im gay??? now there is an outside chance my roommate is messing with me...but i dont think he is....so yea 2 ways to exact revenge....play it up and hit on the ra, or do some prank that im not going to mention...wahahahahahaha. thats bastard. asdjakldjasdk. hes so dumb. blah. ok im tired. sleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep.