JONIZZLE

i got a page done out of twenty for my paper in like ten minutes, so I'm ahead of schedule and decided to look at...quotes from Mighty Ducks II!

Some favorites:

Coach Bombay: I thought Iceland was covered with ice.
María: No, it's very green!
Coach Bombay: I thought GREENLAND was green!
María: Greenland is covered with ice, and Iceland is very nice!

Dwayne: Where I come from we treat ladies with respect!
Connie: Thank you, Dwayne, but I'm no lady. I'M A DUCK!

[on the Iceland players]
Lester Averman: They're bigger! They're stronger! They're faster! They've got more facial hair!

hahaha.

too bad they didn't list the "two minutes for...roping?!?!" line :(